Molly Ringwald in
"Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone"

Here Molly plays a space stowaway who's been captured an evil space tyrant. Such is his villainy, that he's had her breasts smeared with a special cream that he has informed her will enlarge her breasts to Pamela Anderson size if she manages to massage them while bathing in the mysterious O-ring rays you see behind her. Plus, it'll feel REALLY NICE. But then the fiend places Molly in a specially designed set of elbow manacles, and try as she might, Molly is unable to reach her breasts to massage the cream in. Now only her nipples will be enlarged!

Wait a minute? You say those aren't elbow manacles? They're supposed to be wrist cuffs? No way! Way? OK, then. Loosie Awards for all of you!

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