Here's a scene from the movie, "Jake Speed." Karen Kopkins is faced with a delicate problem. She and Jake have been tied with heavy ropes and left lying on the floor together. Karen has managed to rise to a quasi-sitting position. Now she can help Jake free by worrying his ropes with her mouth.

There's a knot with a loose end on his hip. It would probably be easiest to undo. And there's a great, big, juicy knot right over his crotch. Which would definitely be the most fun. But it would take a while -- she'd see to that! Which one to work on? Which one? The vicissitudes of the damsel in distress know no bounds!

Which will she pick? Don't tell us -- don't spoil our image of Kopkins' head shaking and rolling on Jake's crotch, her breath coming in muffled gasps ('cause the rope is in her mouth and she's working very hard at it, dontcha know).

Of course, the scene is already spoiled because the rope around Jake's left wrist is a joke. Not even knotted, just loosely wrapped around it once. He doesn't need her help, he's not really tied. Loosie material? You bet!

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