Monologue For A Damsel In Distress

Copyright 2008 by Pat Powers

Oh, god, this gag, these ropes -- it's TOO HORRIBLE!

Maybe I can get a little action going with this one rope over my breast ... a little up and down, and little side to side and my nipples will be very happy nipples indeed!

Hell, it's no use...the rope is just too loose. It just moves with me. No friction at all!

Oh, he's going to remove my gag, thank God!

"Thank you so much for removing my gag, kind sir! My jaw was really getting tired from staying clenched so it wouldn't fall out."

"But the ropes are what made this bondage particularly fiendish. I couldn't budge an inch! They were so loose that the slightest movement on my part, and they would have been around my ankles. You can imagine how embarrassing that would have been!"

It's doubtful that the people who made Beyond Westworld can be embarassed about forcing Connie Selleca to put up with such bad bondage -- after all, they made Beyond Westworld! But they get a Loosie just the same. They got it the old-fashioned way -- they EARNED it!

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