Each year, hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of press releases are distributed to the media and go unread.
We at Bondagerotica are dedicated to doing our part to putting an end to this tragic situation, at least, insofar as our press releases are concerned. We have decided that our press releases will be read -- because they will be funny. Because for most folks there's very little interest in discovering that a new ebook exists -- but if you get a laugh out of it, what the heck.
To that end, we have developed a staff of top humor scientists to create press releases which will make 92% of even the most jaded, staid editors laugh with insane glee.
Our press releases may not promote our products all that well. They may not make a lot of what most folks would call "sense." But they will be read.