If women's magazines were interested in beauty tips that actually work ...

Glamopolitan's Ultimate Beauty Secret

copyright 2005 by Pat Powers

Girlfriend, you and I both know that we can't be too beautiful and that there will never be too many beauty secrets in this world. But there IS one secret that no magazine has ever had the ovaries to reveal before, because it is so simple, so profound, and so revolutionary that it could destroy the entire women's publishing industry.

The secret involves no diets.

The secret involves no exercise.

The secret involves no drugs, creams or makeup.

The drawback: this beauty tip will only render you beautiful to one man at a time (and not to any women).

Bit it will render you RADIANTLY beautiful to that one man.

The secret? As simple as pie: any man will go gaga over the sight of a woman's face if it has just one little addition: his cock in her mouth.

You may find this fact as amazing as we did when we first discovered it. WE certainly didn't believe it. But repeated tests have confirmed -- men are moonstruck by the sight of their cock in a woman's mouth. It doesn't seem to matter who she is, or where she is, or why it's there -- they love it, it's the most beautiful sight in the world to them!

Of course, the really interesting question is why this is so. Men are strange, yes, but there must be some REASON for it. Here's what we've come up with.

As you can see there are a number of built-in beauty advantages involved in getting a man's cock in your mouth. They really, really work -- we at Glamopolitan have tried it with a number of men, in a number of settings, and every one of our staff members reports that it realy, really works!

So, if that certain special someone you adore doesn't see you as the beautiful, captivating woman you are, just find some way to casually get his dick in your mouth. Men are incredibly willing to put their dicks in women's mouths, so this should be no problem.

Let's face it -- it worked for Monica Lewinksy, with the most powerful man on Earth -- it can work for you, too!