OK, to start with, right in the credits a stripper crawls all over some guy in a chair. Eventually, she gets around to removing his trousers and suddenly THIS pops out:
Later, stripper Rachel does a little trouser-downing and yes, there's a trouser snake in this pair, too! And it's curving as if seeking to wriggle away...
Rachel's not through with her search for the elusive trouser snake...
And Griffen Drew bags the elusive trouser snake as well, while cuffing its owner's hands to ensure he doesn't get away with it...
There's even a shot of a dick in action -- OK, not the dick, just the testicles, but still you have to figure there's a dick attached to them...
OK, there, you've seen it all, okay? We feel so used. You'll respect us tomorrow morning, won't you? And don't you DARE tell your girlfriends about how easily you had us ... we thought we had something special going here ...
Return to the Over the Wire review without telling all your friends we're "easy"...
No trouser snakes were harmed in the production of "Over the Wire."