Just A Useless Slavegirl

Caroline Munro in Golden Voyage of Sinbad

So, Caroline, is Pat Powers the guy you REALLY go for?

If ever there was a slavegirl hottie, Caroline Munro would be that slavegirl hottie. She had a great rack, a set of hips that defined what a sexy woman's hips should look like, and abs to die for before women wanted abs to die for.

She also had beautiful tawny skin and a face that looked both exotic and wholesome, a fairly rare combination.

In short, Caroline Munro at the time Golden Voyage of Sinbad was made was incredibly freaking hot.

All glands on deck!

And here's how I know she was a slavegirl in the movie. Early on, Sinbad goes to visit an elderly Arab trader who's desperate to get Sinbad to sign his slacker son on his ship as crew in hopes that he'll man up during the voyage.

While they're talking, Ms. Munro enters the room carrying something to drink (another iteration of the "waitress=slavegirl" meme). Sinbad notices she has a crudely drawn eye on her palm.

"Who's that?" Sinbad asks.

"Just a useless slavegirl," the old man replies.

Just a useless slavegirl? JUST A FRICKIN' USELESS SLAVEGIRL? Caroline freaking Munro? Have you LOOKED at her? I could think of half a dozen uses for her just based on her appearance without breaking a sweat.

And sure enough, when Munro is brought along on Sinbad's golden voyage, she proves useful in all sorts of ways, though not one of them were the ones I thought of. What a pity, some of them were quite imaginative.

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