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Kelly Brooks is an up and coming Brit model, actress, television
hostess and all-around go-getter who has appeared in all sorts of
advertising, any number of laddie mags (she's British, and in Britain
magazines like “Maxim” are a genre, called “laddie mags”) and
Playboy. She also has a starring role in Piranha 3D and has appeared
on a number of British TV shows, as well as doing some very lucrative
modeling for various products. Brook initially got consideration for the Celebrity Slave Pens
because she appeared in a costume that is repeatedly referred to as a
Slave Leia costume, even though it looks nothing like a Slave Leia
costume. I mean, I've seen a LOT of variants on Slave Leia at cons:
goth slave leia, Steampunk Slave Leia, even Lego Slave Leia, but all
of them at least looked SOMETHING like the slave Leia costume. But
this costume, while it includes a bikini and forearm braces, is
otherwise nothing like the Slave Leia outfit so beloved of America's
Slave Leia fans.
Well we figure that she must want to be
identified as a slavegirl pretty badly to call something that looks
nothing like a Slave Leia outfit as a Slave Leia outfit, so we were
disposed toward admitting her to the Celebrity Slave Pens.
Our
leniency in this case was made easy because Brook has plenty of other
images where she poses in very slavegirlish ways and because she has
an absolute gorgeous body. We are not one to stand in her way! We
personally think she does not have to dress like Slave Leia … she can
be Slave Kelly, kneeling and chained in the Celebrity Slave Pens!
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