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Catherine Zeta Jones is of course best
known as the actress who played Sean Connery's ridiculously younger
love interest in "Entrapment," followed by being Michael
Douglas' ridiculously younger bride in real life.
However,
before she did either of those things she was an INCREDIBLY hot and
perky up and coming actress, and she participated in a French
semi-softcore film called "1001 Nights," the usual retelling of that
story about the most famous slavegirl prior to Slave Leia. The film
gave her plenty of opportunity to not wear any clothes and act sexy,
and as Scheherezade is one of the prime slave girls in all of history,
it puts Zeta Jones SQUARELY in the past of our Celebrity Slave Pens.. Jones
is also slated to appear in an upcoming
biopic about Harry Houdini called "Death Defying Acts." In
it, Jones plays a psychic who gives a belly dance that is red-hot,
and, well, belly dancing? In costume? She's SO going in our
Celebrity Slave Pens! As if her role in 1001 Nights were not enough. But don't feel bad for Ms. Jones.
Thanks to her role as the conniving female prisoner Velma Bailey in
"Chicago," in addition to her role as the harem slave Scheherezade, she's quite used to fictional imprisonment. She
will probably wind up as First Girl in the slave pens ... who knows?
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