Celebrities In Bondage Index

I know that many mainstream bondage fans are interested in scenes where clebrities are put in bondage, and being an obliging sort of guy, I created this index of the celebrities in bondage in the movies I've reviewed. This page will also allow me to add celebrities in bondage in movies that don't rate a review, since the bondage is brief and the plot uninteresting, but which do have a celebrity in bondage.

Here are the rules for my Celebrities in Bondage page:

The first rule of Celebrities in Bondage is you don't talk about Celebrities in Bondage!

Wait a minute ... I'm doing EXACTLY THAT! Well, to hell with that rule.

There will be no fakes!

Well, if there is an extant actual bondage imagery of a celebrity and a fake that's rather famous on the Interwebs (Megan Fox comes to mind) I'll include both, but you will not follow a link to this page only to find a fake bondage image. I hate doing that myself. There will be a "real" image of an actual celebrity in bondage on each page, and perhaps a fake as well if it is sufficiently amusing, which the vast majority of them are not. (Or if, as is the case in several instances, I am the one who made the fake.)

Celebrities in bondage will actually be in bondage!

Their bondage will not consist only of  wearing items of clothing identified as "fetish gear," they'll either be gagged or tied or cuffed or chained, or preferably all of the above. A leather corset is not bondage, nor is a strappy dress, nor is strappy shoes. Nor is a blindfold with no other bonds. That's just generic fetish stuff. Come on, people, it's not rocket science! It may  take a bit of scrolling to find the bondage image in a given review, but it will be there.

Now it might not be GREAT bondage ... images of celebrities in strict hogties are kinda rare ... so I'll accept any reasonable instance of a celebrity actually tied, cuffed, chained or gagged. The bonds may be loosies, but ... that's the way it is with celebrity bondage.

Other stuff:
There are probably other rules, right now none come to mind that I dont want to break, so ... bon appetit!

If you like it, put a ri ... er, contribute to it!

Jakki Degg shows off the face that matches one of the hottest asses in the Western hemisphere.

Jakki Degg

Jakki Degg is an English model, celebrity and DJ who is so freaking hot she could melt all the wallpaper in Buckingham Palace with a single grind of her incredibly slinky hips. She has also done one incredibly hot bondage picture, and several others of the sort that celebrity models usually do (i.e., bland Loosies). Still ... that one pic is MORE than enough to make her a primiere inductee into the Celebrity Bondage section!

Rachel Stevens in a ball gag.

Rachel Stevens Ballgag is a Fake

I've discovered that the image is a fake, so Rachel Stevens is thrown outta celebrity bondage! You can imagine her disappointment ... and mine ... but we gotta have standards. Check here to see the blog post about it.

Janet Jackson in a brank

Janet Jackson

Like Rihanna, Janet Jackson has moved into full-on kink imagery in her videos, album covers and promotional materials. She personally tends to slide toward the non-bondage bondage stuff, but there is one image of her wearng a full-on brank, so she qualifies, and her backup dancer-singers wear collars, head harnesses and sex harnesses while performing, so ... yeah! Go Janet!

Taylor Swift tied to the railroad tracks by the villain! Such a meanie!

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a talented country singer who decided to mine the most ancient trove of bondage imagery there is for the cover of her album "Mean." Works for me!

Yvonne Strahovski is gagged and tied arms overhead in Chuck

Yvonne Strahovski

Yvonne Strahovski, who played the hot blonde superspy in the NBC TV series "Chuck" joins our Celebrities in Bondage group, a common fate for actresses who play spies.

Helen Mirren is bound, gagged and naked in the linked article, though not all at the same time, dammit.

Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren joins our Celebrities in Bondage section. Of course, Helen nowadays is suspiciously past her prime to be a cinematic bondage hottie, but in her day she had a lush, curvy body and a very nice rack, and she was not at all shy about displaying it. BTW, the actual bondage image of Helen is at the bottom of the article .. it will always be there, as promised.

Naomi Campbell gagged
Naomi Campbell
Naomi Campbell appears in bondage in a Spanish fashion magazine, in what is probably Spanish fashion's billionth homage to Pedro Almodavar's film "Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!"
Angelina Jolie looking luscious in Girl, Interrupted promo image.
Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie has a lot of bondage images in her repertoire, but nothing particularly intense, for a woman who's known to like intense in her private life. A strange dichotomy, to be sure, but probably the result of happenstance more than anything else.
Kate Winslet tape gagged in "Life of David Gale."
Kate Winslet
No stranger to nudity and sex, the eight time Academy Award nominated actress also did some nice tape gag bondage in "Life of David Gale," a very serious film about the death penalty that was, well, stupidly made. A shame, except for the bondage!
Jessica Alba duct tape gagged.
Jessica Alba
Interestingly, Jessica Alba has the EXACT same attitude about bondage images vs. nude images that Betty Page does. Really! Check out the article to see, and also a lot of images of Jessica Alba bound and gagged.
Rose McGowan looking sexy in a Maxim photo shoot.
Rose McGowan
We didn't get Rose McGowan in the lead of a Red Sonja movie, but at lease we've got her as a witch in the Conan movie due in August 2011, and of course, there are some tasty bondage images of her from Charmed, and also one from a photo shoot. So she joins our list!
Cameron Diaz gagged in Head Above Water.
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz is a real bondage trooper, multiple scenes in multiple movies, including one in her breakthrough movie "The Mask." Bondage has been very, very good to her!
Christina Aguilera ball gagged and naked.
Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera, an enormously talented singer, isn't prepared to just go with her awesome singing skills ... she clearly has a taste for hot bondage videos and photoshoots. Well, maybe she does not have a taste for them ... but she does them!
Shakira caged.
Shakira

Shakira appears in rope bondage in a promotional photo and caged for an album cover. A slave girl as talented as her could move the world.
Jasmine Waltz naked bound and gagged in Poker Run.
Jasmine Waltz

Jasmine Waltz is an up and coming waitress/actress whose sex tape with David Arquette is making the rounds of the gossip blogs, but fortunately for us, she has also appeared naked, bound and gagged in an actual movie. The best of both worlds, really!
Megan Fox collared and chained.
Megan Fox

Megan Fox appears two "real" movie bondage scenes and in a brilliant bit of bondage fakery. So being generous, we included both!
Lady Gaga naked, bound and gagged.
Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga appeared naked, bound and gagged in a photo shoot for a Japanese magazine called "Vogue Homme." She's never been one to shy away from ropes and gags, which ... works for us! Take a look at that photo ... she looks a lot better without all that makeup.
Katy Perry cuffed for photoshoot.
Katy Perry

Katy Perry does a litle more to mess up her squeaky-clean image with a photoshoot for Complex magazine in which she appears in cuffs.
A reporter is ballgagged in Rihanna's video.
Rihanna

Rihanna shows up in a sexy outfit and a front hogtie with her butt suspended in the air in a freaky, sexy music video about her song "S&M." Quite a few other things show up as well, such as the ballgagged reporters ...
Liv Tyler ball gagged and bound.
Liv Tyler

Liv Tyler is naked, ball gagged and tied in "The Ledge." I'm stepping out!
Nicole Kidman

In Birthday Girl, Nicole is a Russian mail order bride who gets ordered by a nice guy who's into bondage. She finds his bondage mags, figures out what he's into, and does some self-bondage, and there's implied consensual bondage sex. Kidman is also put into a true damsel in distress scenario that has her bound and gagged by her Russian mobster "friends."

Connie Neilsen

Connie Neilsen, best known to US audiences for her roles as Lucilla in Gladiator, and Detective Dani Beck in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, also played Diane de Monx in Demonlover, about a big French real estate firm that has a strange relationship with a bondage website. She spends time in a gimp suit, chained to a bedframe, and she is red hot and icy cool, both at the same time. And it's made clear that that's her in the suit, not a body double. It's like they knew.

Holly Hunter

Hollie Hunter, an actress not normally known for onscreen bondage, broke some ground in her nude consensual bondage scene (with sex) in her non-premium cable TV series Saving Grace. Surprised me.

Alex Meneses

Alex Meneses, best known for roles in family-friendly fare like Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman had a little-known role in an episode of the softcore Skinamax TV series Hotline in an episode called "Payback." I nominated her for "best performance in a thong and handcuffs" for her work in that role, but the Oscars didn't take the hint.

Boti Bliss

Actress Boti Bliss, currently playing a lab technician on CSI: Miami was the first actress to be seen in Russian split bondage (where the bondagee's feet are tied parallel with her head) and it was a sex scene to boot. Sweet.

Janeane Garafolo

"I've got my collar on, where's the leash?" An article in which I speculate that Janeane Garafolo's frequent appearances in collars with lead rings and cuffs with rings implies a secret desire to be a pony girl. No real bondage to be seen here, but fun to be had.

Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler and some other talk show hosts and staff got into da bondage one August silly season, and we tell the story, and point out how remarkable it was.

Alyson Camerota

Fox newscaster Alyson Camerota was also part of the fun in that remarkable August silly season of talk show staff bondage.

Jennifer Garner

Alias star Jennifer Garner went through a lot on her successful spy series, and one of the things she went through was being the first person to wear a dental gag on a mainstream TV show, as part of some dentistry without anesthetics torture. Tres dramatic.

Allyson Mack

Smallville star Allyson Mack was the SECOND mainstream TVstar to wear a dental gag, as part of a scary medical experiment plotline. She's also naked and strapped to a table, though the straps are so broad that it took me awhile to figure out she was naked.

Jennifer Tilly

Jennifer Tilly has been plenty generous with the bondage scenes, most notably in Bound, but she's also one of very few mainstream actresses to wear a head harness bit-gag, however badly, in Fast Sofa.

Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst has been a trooper with the bondage scenes, including a silly stuff gag in a comedy about toy soldiers that are all too capable, Small Soldiers.

Naomi Watts

Naomi Watts gave her all in Funny Games, a terrible movie with a nice scene of Watts hopping about while bound and clad only in her undies, as well as this scne with her enduring a very large stuff gag. The clips are worth having, but don't bother with the movie.

Francois Yip

Francois Yip is bound, hanging from the ceiling and bit-gagged "because she likes it" in Black Mask. Actually, she's a super soldier who's giving some bad guys false confidence before opening a can of whupass on them. Fun movie, worth a watch.

Teri Hatcher

Teri Hatcher is of course a bondage stalwart who has done many bondage scenes in her career, most notably in a recurring role as a damsel in distress in Lois & Clark. Here she wins a Loosie Award for a particlarly unconvincing bit of bondage.

Jeri Ryan

The Electro-Cutie of Borg from Star Trek: Voyager has gone on to play other, less excitingly dressed roles, but she also did a nice bit of bondage in an earlier role, The Flash, a forgettable and largely forgotten superhero TV series. The clips are probably rolling around somewhere in the Webiverse, but I wouldn 't bother unless I were a big Jeri Ryan fan.

Robin Tunney

Currently starring in the cop drama "The Mentalist," Robin Tunney did a bondage scene in a see-through shirt in the gangster flick "Montana."

Dina Myer

Dina Myer, best known for her role in "Starship Troopers" and the TV series "Point Pleasant," was tied to a cart in elbow bondage (almost unknown in mainstream media) and chained in a dungeon in "Dragonheart."

Heather Matarazzo

Heather Matarazzo, currently doing a lot of TV series work (Exes and Ohs, The L Word, Law and Order, Crash, etc.) appeared tied upside down, naked and cleave gagged in "Hostel 2."

Olga Kurylenko

The latest James Bond girl Olga Kurylenko appeared in shibari bondage (the second known occurence in a mainstream film or TV show in the US) in the movie "The Serpent" prior to her Bond-age. (The red stuff in the pic is candle wax, by the way.)

Carolyn Ducey

Relatively unknown in the US except for her famous bondage and explicit sex scenes in the movie "Romance," Carolyn Ducey has gone on to do a ton of work in French television and cinema.